Friday, April 4, 2025

The Most Stressful Time of the Year

(“It’s the most wonderful time of the year” parody)
by Tyla Hunter with contributions from Tracy Nguyen and Marcella Maughan

It’s the most stressful time of the year
With finals approaching
Everyone telling us
“good luck this year”
It’s the most stressful time of the year

We’re ready to rip-ip our hair out this yearrr
All the papers are piling, and deadlines arriving
We’re ready to bawlllll

There will be crying, and whining
And everyone trying to pass all their classes
It’s the most stressful time of the year

There’ll be lots of studying
And heads will be turning
When finals appear
It’s the most stressful time of the year

There’ll be 5-page paper postings
Presentations and Surveys
Now everyone’s wishing the teachers will go home
It’s the most stressful time of the year

There’ll be coffees for toasting
Everyone ghosting their beds this year
It’s the most stressful time of the year.

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